How to suck up to your owner. 
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| Do something "cute" at least once a day. But don't forget to collect your reward. Let your owner know that you expect to be given "quality" treats in return for whatever humiliating or stupid act they expect of you. ~ Woof Tip Credibility: 4 (Best Tip!) |
| Dogs eat meat. Therefore, select owners who are meat eatters! If you have a tofu-bean-sprout eatting owner what do you think the scraps will look like? It's far easier to suck up to an owner who's on the same page as yourself. ~ Woof Tip Credibility: 4 |
| Try not to make a mess in the house, it's not only disgusting, amateurish and labels you as a novice, but more importantly it could get you banned to the backyard. You can’t impress your owner if they can’t see you! You need to be by their heels. Tip Credibility: 4 |
| "No" doesn't always mean "NO!" when it comes to dog owners. Sometimes it means, "not now." In which case try it again at a later time. But beware, if you don't read the situation right you could be in the dog house.. for life! Tip Credibility: 4 |
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