Best Ways to Kill Yourself 
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| Answering your wife honestly when she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" Is another sure fire way to end your life. Tip Credibility: 47 (Best Tip!) |
| Jumping off a tall building is a sure way to meet your Maker. But if you chose this method of death do try to be neat and aim for a Dumpster. Tip Credibility: 38 |
| Drinking yourself to death seams to be popular. I suppose it would be the least painful. Tip Credibility: 37 |
| Scaling an overpass to scribble your name onto a bridge support is considered a daring move by some. To the rest of us it's just plain stupid. And stupid people often have extremely short life spans. Tip Credibility: 36 |
| Obesity is caused mostly by over eating although many obese persons will claim otherwise. Dropping a doughnut now and then is a beginning back to health. Adding more to the load is a way to a sugarcoated death by doughnut incident. Tip Credibility: 35 |
| A great way to kill yourself involves buying a motorcycle then seeing how irresponsible you can be in heavy traffic. It's best if you find a really crowded highway. That way you'll have a great opportunity to end up like a bug on someone's windshield. Tip Credibility: 32 |
| Urinating on an electric fence is never a good idea no matter how you look at it. But when mixed with strong liquor it can liven up an otherwise dull party. And as long as you're not the one taking aim it can be extremely entertaining. Tip Credibility: 32 |
| Few activities are more thrilling to watch then a bar fight. Great Westerns always have at least one in them. Bar fighting may lead to suicide when you realize it wasn't a bar you were in after all but rather it was your own living room. Tip Credibility: 32 |
| Another way to kill yourself is to constantly tailgate while driving. Someone recently complained to me that he was stopped for tailgating a semi-truck. He said he was fined $120. To lift his spirits I said the good news is he gets to stay alive. Tip Credibility: 31 |
| Eating "things" you're not meant to eat, ever, is a dangerous activity currently popular on some TV programs. One little bug, in the wrong place, can become your personal 9-11. Tip Credibility: 31 |
| Playing chicken with a train is a fool's game. When you lose this game you not only end up dead but looking extremely pathetic. Consider: the train is on a track, you're not. Ergo accessorizing yourself with a train imprint is very tacky. Tip Credibility: 31 |
| I once knew a mechanic who had a bad habit of cutting other drivers off. He prided himself in his driving ability. One day he performed his antics in front of a semi: semi 1, pinto 0. Tip Credibility: 30 |
| Here's another great tip for anyone looking to kill themself: text while driving.
Seems to be a craze among the younger set right now. Tip Credibility: 28 |
| Bears are big, powerful, wild animals. Tapping one on the nose you found rooting through your campsite because he looked, "just like Smokey the Bear" is an act of suicide. Tip Credibility: 26 |
| If you're overweight and a smoker you're well on your way to killing yourself. It's not a matter of "if" but rather "when" will you develop serious health problems. Tip Credibility: 25 |
| Mountain climbing presents an excellent opportunity to kill yourself. You know you're about to do something really stupid when the guides, who live in the mountains, offer up prayers and refuse to go any further. Tip Credibility: 25 |
| As kids my older brother and I took to throwing handfuls of gravel through a fan. The problem was the fan was attached to a bar and the bar was full of bikers. It could have been an act of suicide but we were spared by our trusty getaway bicycles. Tip Credibility: 19 |
| Jaywalking in heavy traffic is best carried out while talking on a cell phone. Stopping in the middle of a busy thoroughfare to chit-chat the latest gossip is the true sign of a suicidal maniac. Tip Credibility: 19 |
| Regular use of strong drink or drugs will eventually catch up with you. Doing them both together is like putting a gun to your head only more drawn out. Only the young believe death comes quickly. Wisdom tells us that in most cases the opposite is true. Tip Credibility: 18 |
| you can best kill yourself by shooting up heroin in your toes and then mixing it with pcp and some e. you'll definitely overdose and the people who are hanging out with you won't want to take you to hospital because of fear of their arrest... Tip Credibility: 17 |
| Here's the preferred method of one guy whom I worked with.. a very large pizza every shift, huge soft drink and steady grazing on chips and assorted snacks. He now weighs as much as a Mac truck! Tip Credibility: 16 |
| Do this- Watch a Soccer match live!! Bet $1,000,000,000 on it. If u lose, a heart attack will be enough to kill you!! Tip Credibility: 16 |
| Like many TipDrop users, I prefer killing myself with relentless Backlink Building for SEO purposes. Tip Credibility: 16 |
| Join the MMA and do not train before a fight. Talk Smack and then try to smack those guys. Tip Credibility: 15 |
| Road rage often leads to a game of cat and mouse. As things escalate one driver invariably ends up in the side of the other driver. But the real problems, and hence the suicide, takes place when you realize both vehicles are your own. Tip Credibility: 15 |
| Jousting power lines with an aluminum ladder would do the trick. Tip Credibility: 15 |
| Eat a lot of fattening and salty snack foods like potato chips with sour cream dip. Doing this for just 20 or 30 years should have your heart ready to throw in the towel. Tip Credibility: 5 |
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